Hostage of Dolour

Some say* he’s the world’s brightest unsigned author, others an underrated literary genius** while others still comment that he’s just some guy from Ireland that spouts rabid Chocolatarian rhetoric at ramblers while biking through the forests around Belfast.

The truth is none of these things.  The truth is that David Faylin is a fiction.  The creation of a real person, plainly.  But who? The Hostage of Dolour, I’d have thought.

*reference needed  **certification of mental insufficiency available upon request